h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am concerned about your copyright infringement.

For record, you have probably already heard of us from your colleagues at the BBC, Sir Patrick Moore, King Danny of BBC2 and the legendary Stuart Hall who has agreed to perform our e-mission countdown. However, in case you remain even at this juncture in a state of glorious unenlightenment, our mission is to put the little hamlet of Caboolture up where it belongs, viz, in Outer Space.

[http://www.caboolture.qld.gov.au/council/mpolicies/ShirePlan/SM050322%20-%20Submission%20329.pdf]

We think you'll agree that it is a big ask but a laudable one. Indeed, in order to meet our end, we are supported in the accomplishment of our mission by luminaries such as English pickle-magnate (Sir) Richard Branstone, His Excellency the future PrimeMinister of Australia Mr Peter Beattie and red-in-the-bed Comrade Phillip Adams (AO), who regularly pays homage to our efforts in his emunctories in the Weekend Sesquipedalian [http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/index/0,20671,12272,00.html].

The crux here is that the Chunks of Rocks and Pebbles Society's acronym is in conflict with our own.

We will hear from you.

Trout Montague

A day late and a dollar short...

http://www.angelfire.com/or3/crap_organization/

http://ctiwa.blogspot.com/

Yes: A screensaver can undo the good work. That said, getting to the end of defrag seems to have a roughly 50:50 chance of bumming the hard drive, so it ain't all bad.

Trout Montague
e-mission controller ~ CRAP