h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi how are you and what is your asl.

Fine. And you?

'They' won't let me tell you where I am, because someone may try to bust me out..

I can't tell you the other stuff, because of an ongoing contest of wits with another researcher friend. (It's a long story!)

I can tell you I am not in the same timezone as you are.. by at least eight hours...

I am really, really old --- some say I am well over 10,000 --- but I am really just a tad over..

I am imprisoned in an oak tree.. *hopes 'they' don't notice this clue*

My nickname comes from a mythic Welsh bard. He was a guy. Maybe.

I am mostly harmless...

But enough about me. How are you getting on, here? Have you met any friendly people? Besides myself, I mean? Have you met any really crazy people? Besides myself, I mean?

Oops, time for my therapy... I mean, time for my nap... I mean, time for my whiskey.....

i am alright what do you wanna chat about.

.. well.. seasonings, I suppose..

How are you getting on here, O Well-Basted One? Have you become 'embroiled' in any 'heated' discussions? Has anyone 'raked you over the coals?' Am I 'peppering' you with too many questions?