h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome friend,

The Inter-Galactic Communist Party would like to inform you that your planet has now been included
in the planetary reform program. This means that temporal aid will be sent to those of you who are of
the labor-class. Temporal aid will come in the form of an invisible discharge of energy that will resemble inorganic awarness. This might be alot to take in all at once, which, you don't have to. If you would like to find out more just click on the link below...

Thw real benefit from the transmition will be a cationing against strange people who will seek to have you join there
cult. Watch-out! These guys are full of strange ideas. For instance: The Church of the One True Brownie...

Enjoy your partisapation in h2g2...

http://www.h2g2.com/U134671

Yes. OK then. I will nod my head, smile, and refrain from any sudden movements.....
Calm yourself.

Hey, that vampire is phenomenal.

How'd ya do it ??!

Well, fairly simple reallly. Just click on the little vamp, and you will be taken to a page on
this site, which has every single you can pick from, and what you type to
get each one. There are far better ones on the site than the , I just happen to be a
vampire nut. If you click on that, It acts as a link. The
first thing you see will be the vamp, how to get it on your screen.
(2 different ways, methinks) If you only want to know the vamp, and don't really care
about the others (I think theres several hundred on that bloody page), here is how you
get the vamp, but I will put a space between each character, so the vamp doesn't
come up, and you can see the characters necessary.
: - [ or
< vampire > (again, ignore the spaces at either end of the word, and i'm not entirely sure
about this one, so I will test it right now