h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is very acceptable.
Don't you have larger glasses though, or a jugful?

would this be suitable?

Oooh, I think you've opened up the possibilty of an universe of bad puns there.
I'll have a Mars with my
preferrably deep-fried, Glasgie style.

Are you dissing my puns?

::Goes to deep fry ::

I wouldn't dream of it,
nicest puns I've seen in a long time.
Could I have chips (fries) with that

You can have oven baked chips with that . Too much fat in it already.

Oven baked chips!
Wash your mouth out with soap for uttering such heresy.
Bring on the heart-attack food with lashings of salt and
vinegar.
I wonder if anyone has noticed that is missing?
Nothing about it in today's paper.

So was it last night when you could see it in the sky? I thought it was the 27th!

you seem to have lost a day or two somewhere.
too much?

It could only be too much , or . No s consumed here.

After a session at the gym
I'll settle for the
(hope everything is ok at home)

All is fine. Apparently, I'm going to become a primary school teacher. Life CAN be surprising!

That's good news. Are you slotting in to a job or going for training first?

well done

I see the senna pods are working.
Hope he makes it there in time.
Just in case.