h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Picked up your posting on "petty hates" and I've been trying to see where I and my wild imagination may have given offence, but I can't see it.... I have looked, honestly!

So indulge me, what do I need to make amends for?

sincer amends offered, anyway...

Just noticed your posting, AgProv, so please don't think I'm a resentful grump who doesn't reply. Gosh, I can't even remember getting offended by anyone or anything, and I like reading all the stuff you write on the threads we're both in, so let's forget it, especially since my memory is like a sieve at the moment.
Friends?

Now I see what you thought I was offended by.

You said: "Hmm and we can't even blame the crack squads of panic buying old ladies who have appeared to corner the market in other commodities"

I read this as "the panicked squads of crack-buying old ladies"

I need new eyes...

And I replied:
To you: AgProv, you need to pay more attention to the text and less to your wild imagination.

New topic: Comments that are totally irrelevant to what I'm doing seriously pi** me off.
So you see, this bit had nothing to do with you. It was a petty hate rant.
I hope all is clear now.