h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In the grand tradition of researchers for the guide I am lazy, alcoholic and I'd much rather spend the night meeting beautiful women and trying to have sex with them then ever actually submit an article. Unfortunately, I do not have access to any kind of H2G2 expense account and bribing bartenders with the promise of mentioning them in the guide has yet to clear my tab. On that note, the Black Bear Pub is a fine drinking establishment. It is ideally suited for the tastes of the upper crust and common man alike.