h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I never spoke to a realbefore..
What a shame you were not around at Halloween
I could have introduced you to some friends of yours
Nice to meet you anyway!
~Seven of Nine~

i was around on all hallows eve but as you can imagine i was busy a-wailin' and a-rattlin' and a-messin' up the papers on abi's desk.

... and tampering with the h2g2 servers and load-balancing thingies as well?

no that's jim lynn i suspect he is actually a hobgoblin. well he looks like one.

then I'd kindly ask you to scare him away from the computer room! I need my daily dose of h2g2 !

We are all addicts, are we not?
I am honoured to make your aquaintance
Tell me how old you are?
And how did you die?

.. and how come you are visible to us mortals?

i died in 1962 and used to be the janitor of the old vaudeville theatre hereabouts, which is why i am limited to these premises.

as to the manner of my death, what a personal question! i don't go around asking you how you died, do i?


p.s. tremble for the hour is at hand. or words to that effect.

~quaking in my anti-grav boots~