h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Damn you Lord Freddy!
For I am 23!!!!!...............

Oh dear, that's not good. How long until you're 24?

Too long, it seems, Lord Freddy!
Well, 24 in September actually. Making me a Libran.

Not that I'm really into horoscopes
Except when the predictions are fab......

This month, Libra, your studeent debbts will be magically erased.

You will finally learn how to spell*.

You will be given the flat of your dreams in the middle of London, complete with injected, flea-free .

You will find enough money on the pavement (as in The Beano) to splurge on constant trips abroad to hot, sunny places with your friends. Or just a big feast.

Having fallen ridiculously in love,as easily as you once fell out of a taxi when drunk, you will also (after a few hours difficulty, it has to be said) get the offer of having your rampant observations published as fascinatingly profound & seriously hot potato.

But do be prepared for over-popularity and a shortage of wardrobe space for your shoes & bags!

Well, I've just turned 23, making me an aries.

Aries:

Once again, a young lady you've been chatting to will turn out, yet again, to be a total obsessive compulsive psycho, totally shattering any hope you might ever have had of having a girlfriend ever again.

You will also come within inches of your death when a lunatic mercedes 'A' Class driver will fail notice you and attempt to occupy the same space and time as your vehicle on the dual-carriageway.

Later, you will discover that the job you thought you had, has actually been put on hold. For a change. Anyway, this has happened several times to you already since September, so I'm sure you're used to it by now.

You will begin to consider which tall building you'd most like to throw yourself from the top of, and which parts of these buildings would cause the most inconvenience to the rush hour traffic, especially the mercedes drivers.



Spooky! It's all true!

Woah. Seems life's a b***h.
I hope I am not the total obssessive, compulsive psycho
You're a bit scary yourself!

A *bit* scary?

I'm the scariest guy I know!

(shaking in my boots)

Mind you, with a name like "Garlicky Harlot", you're probably quite scary yourself.

Rar! I AM a monster

Scared, eh?

I'm not really THAT scary. The amount of junk I have to ship home, when I leave France, however...now that, THAT is scary....

Are you into Thingism & wibbly wobbly days of the week?
Whatever, it's FRIDAY!!!!
ANd I'm off to see Bob Dylan this weekend

Wibbly Wobbly days of the week?

Sorry, you've lost me there.

Fair enough Lord F-
there's some sad h2g2 campaign to rename days of the week
Monday=Sodit
Tuesday=Wimpy
Wednesday=Wobble (or wibble, I forget which) & so on......
I'm actually too to get very excited about it myself today

Yeah, i remember there being something about renaming Thursday to "Thing". Can't see it working somehow

think you killed that convo

I'm good at doing that