h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How do i get on to your chums list? do you have to do something special? the willingness to perform sexual favours perhaps ? am i not worthy to be called your pal .... boo hoo.... i'm going off to cry in a corner!

Awww, poor Weggie.

Only just noticed the message too.

Have been trying to avoid updating my space cos last time I got told one of my links had bad language in it, in spite of it having been okay the past 500 times it'd been reviewed. Never got a reply back when I queried it, either.

Anyway, you're on the list now - and deservedly so. No sexual favours necessary, although if I wasn't already spoken for you might've been in trouble

fanckyouverymuch

so hows it going? got anything exciting planned for the weekend? I'll need to check my finances, but i think it's going to be a quiet one. might go to the pictures to see moulin rogue .... mmm... ewan mcgregor

Absolutely nowt planned for the weekend. Will certainly be a quiet one cos I've paid out sooo much money for car tax, MOT and service this month, and my house mate still hasn't paid up for his share of the bills yet.
Went to see Scary Movie 2 last night. Not bad - but not as good as the first one, either. I know it's sad, but I quite fancy going to see Croc Dundee III. I'm getting nostalgic in me old age, y'see

nostalgic for what? ever been an australian outbacker in america? i found paul hogan midly amusing when i was 10, now i think i'll give him a miss.

i've never seen scary movie 1 or 2, don't know if i really fancy them. i do silly, but clever silly if you ken what i mean. i was watching the telly last night, this week only, i think, and i got to thinking (very dangerous) i'd quite like to be absurd in a monty python kinda way but i just can't do it. i appreciate it: like it even, but i just can't come up with these nifty absurd little lines - do you know how much pressure there is on people to come up with silly little subject lines on emails?

oh i'm sorry i have no idea where that came from (i'm doing anything to avoid writing up minutes from a meeting)

what about you - hows the job hunting going?

Job hunting -

not going very well I'm afraid. I got very annoyed with one agency who sounded like they knew what they were doing and then forgot who I was and lost all trace of ever having spoken to me; all within the space of four days. Real professional!!!

I *really* hope something comes along soon or else I'm screwed.

when do you leave your job?

agencies, or pimps, as they're known in the business, are b*****ds you have to keep on and on and on at! Tell you who's a good person to ask about all this A Girl Called Ben, she's a contracter extrodinaire, i'm sure she'll give you some handy tips on how where to go and what to do.

Yeah, I'm chasing them every other day. Today I'm chasing "Beta Squadron" agencies. Monday I'll hassle the "Alpha Squadron" again

Oooh - that reminds me - got another one on my list to hassle today.

you'll get something eventually. If yoy need any help, you just have to holler

how's mrs freddy?

Mrs Freddy is just fine, ta. She's on a bad-dress-sense night out with the girlies where she works. She'll be wearing a kaftan - bit like a frock, orange nail varnish, green eyeshadow and a yellow flower thing in her hair.

How's the search for a Mr W****e going?

ah, the search for mr w****e is a fruitless one i think i scare men, but that's another story.

there's no bosses around today, so we're going shut up shop early and use me as a 'girls world' toy - i confessed this morning that i'd never worn make up in my life.... to the girls, this is a challenge - so they're going to make me up! i'm quite scared

have a lovely one

So how'd the make over go?

i looked like a panda! - you can but hope!

made my eyes look HUGE - i've got wee piggy eyes, but all the make up made me look like a baby-doll - not a look i really want to go with - but at least 44-boy noticed me on the way home, of course he could have been laffing!

how was your weekend?

Hmmmm - 44 boys? Not a bad introduction to make-up really, is it?
Here's a quick quiz question for you:

Q: What should a lady put behind her ears to attract the boys?




Answer at the bottom:


























A: Her ankles.

hee hee hee see that laff smiley - does it mean anything to you? - what is it?

ah if only i was noticed by 44 boys - no '44-boy' is a young chap that gets on my bus in the morning (the '44' hence the name) all boys must have monikers like - 'pete the virgin' or 'coincidence stuart' something to idenify them when you're bitching with your makes... 'baseball cap boy'

Aaahh! I see. But what happens if there's more than one bloke on the number 44? Among my bunch are:

"Ginger t*sser" (who isn't actually ginger at all)
"Pob" (named after the kiddie's TV thing)
"Milkybar kid" (after his likeness)
"Lurch" (again, after his likeness)
"Tarquin" (because some girl told him he looked like a tarquin)
"GI Luff" (owing to his strange fascination with military things)


How about your lot?

weird week!

we don't give ourselves nicknames apart from my best friend irene who gets called renie doll, we name boys oh and girls we think are slaggs or something!

so how you doing? how's the job hunting going? i'mm loaded with cold today and i've got an exam board to minute up at the big school (the uni) then i'm off till tuesday .... ah heaven! - have a good one!

Job hunting is going very slowly. Think I'm in a bit of trouble now as the deadline is thursday, or thing or whatever h2g2 are calling it atm.

eh?

sorry to hear that the job hunting's going slowly.

do anything exciting at the weekend? spent most of mine in bed (sadly alone) with this raging cold. nothing very exciting happened.

Was at a wedding at the week-end. Plenty of and the groom was a little bit hungover the next day Nice weather for it, though.

Sorry to hear about your cold. Plenty of alcohol, that's what you need.