h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHERE oh WHERE has my fellow raving kitty gone? Come back, I need you to make me

DONT PANIC!!!!! ::crosses out "panic":: DONT CRY!!!!! ok, heres a joke i came up with for you... err, im not sure what its gonna be aboot yet... ok, its really bad, but you can laugh a how bad it is if you want...

a guy walks into a small diner for breakfast, and the waiter comes up to him and says in a half spanish, half chinese accent "ahi, me name's Chang Sanchez, and awelcome to de Beatles aBed and Breakfast," so the guy replies "catchy name for a for a retaurant." the waiter responds "ah yes, in fact we are so so famous for it, that john rennon's widow had visited us tres times just to take a photo of the sign. what do you want to have?" the guy quite surprised at the little fact placed his order. "im feeling a little ill, so ill just have one egg, with just the whites" so the waiter yells back to the cook "YOKE-NO UNO!!!!" ..... GET IT???? YOKO ONO??????? AAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA








wow that was really bad... but thats all i could come up with right now. to make up for it, ill tell you a better original later. if need be, ill make some goofy pics to send you. chow fer now...


~plurrreturningtoschoolinfivehours

oh, btw... ive been meaning to ask if you have instant messenger, or icq, or anything? if you wanna chat my instant messenger names are "fullofrock" and "imuddrumer" ... but i have a feeling ill be coming up with another name very soon... especially if i get my computer at school running. i dont remember my icq number... but if/when the comp is running ill set it up again, and tell you. chow... on raving kitty food


~plurrr

That's better! I was MISSING you!
Not sure if I've got instant messenger or not...hmmm...'cos I'm such a GIRL you see...But I'll find out...somehow...I'm still not very good at this 'ere 'pewter malarkey, but I'm going on a course next week, so hopefully I'll come back knowing what I'm doing...heheheh, *hopes*.

*licks paw and proceeds to wash face*

Ah-ha! I didn't have, but I have now, address is [email protected]
Excellent!!!!

gl with the course... ive actually become really good at tech support and teaching people principles behind computers. its good to be back. i feel refreshed, but yet burned out. since im all about balance, ive hit that rock bottom, so now its time to shoot for the moon. gah! you got yahoo messenger... thats no good, i was talking about aol instant messenger... ah well. well figure something out. im feeling a bit unclean ::stretches, rolls onto back, licks both paws, proceeds to clean face::

~plurrr

D'oh! N'emind...I'm never online at same time as you anyway..unless I'm having an insomniac episode..never the twain shall meet, and all that...*laps daintily at saucer of milk*

good point ::curls up for a nap::

~plurrr

Aaarghhh!!! I'm one hour behind you...
*sharpens claws on furniture*

MARFLAR!!! so close yet so far

~plurrr

D'oh, missed you again...This course I'm doing's ...

so what exactly is your offical time zone??? my courses are pretty easy... im trying to test out of my physics class, and still get the enrolled credit hours for it... that way i can be a fulltime student, and only be going to 9 credit hours... plus i might be working the desk at the lobby late at night... whichll be cool.... rockin the cartoon network. i need to start going to my english class though... i missed the first three classes for misc reasons... which sucks... cause it means im starting out on bad terms... oh well... ill get it together. oh, plus the other good thing is that this is the start of a three day weekend, so im freakin excited for that (already!)!!! AND the LAN should be up on campus within a week or 2... AND the cable i need to finish building my computer should be here pretty soon.... so im gonna have lots of computer and partying fun the next couple of weeks.... WOOOOOHOOOOO ive got tons more to talk to you about, but im running out of time... ill share more later.... BERGAT!!!

~plurrrramblinglikeandexcitedlittlekittykidthatheis

Blah, I don't think there is an official time zone for me...I come out to play at all hours...It's cos I work wierd shifts so sometimes I spend all night on the pewter and sometimes (like today) I get a spare hour in the afternoon...just as and when, really.
You sound in higher spirits, anyway! Got a job interview tomorrow, wish me luck...

ahhh.... defining your own time zone, especially since time is relative...... threeoftwo time.... i am DEFINITELY in higher spirits... no pun intended.... GOODLUCK WITH YOUR INTERVIEW!!!!! i have loads to share, but too flustered really to explain, ttyl

~plurrrreallyenjoyinghiscandycane

*wants a candy cane too*
*waits patiently for plurrrr to spill the beans*
Crikey, interview was REALLY stressful...just gotta wait and see now...
*off to party of her own, excellent!*

ok, much has happened... i dunno how you perceive me to be, but ill be honest... i do drugs... and so i had prolly smoked some weed when i wrote that last message... hence the pun "im in higher spirits"... and also me and a couple of friends tripped that night as well... which made for crazy stories and adventures... also much fun... welp, i hope that bit of information hasnt negatively altered your image of me, and if anything, has more accurately or appropriately added to my character. enjoy i have to go now... pizza is here... ill share more later

~plurrreallyhungry

ok, so i go to my mailbox and to my surprise i have 2 packages waiting for me . i thoroughly enjoy getting meaningful mail. so, i figured the first one was from my mom, sending me the computer cable i needed to hopefully fix my harddrive (but to no avail!!!! STILL!!!!!!). and the other one is, what?, from who?..... THREEOFTWO?!?!?!?!?! im so ULTIMATELY THRILLED.... ive never actually recieved any mail from overseas... WOOOOHOOOOO!!! YOURE NUMBER ONE!!!! ..... anyways.... for the cd... it was excellent... it definitely has a distinct late 80's early 90's sound to it... or at least thats my opinion. it is quite melodic. my shoes smell really bad.... really really bad. gtg.. too much to type to you... chow...

~plurrrrrRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr

You finally got it then! God that took AGES!!! Yeah, we were pretty melodic then, it was recorded during a stable period in my life. We have a lot more darker undertones to our music now, which reflects my state of mind!!! Confession:- I've never sent a parcel overseas before, OR recieved one, so I'm quite proud you actuallygot it!! Rushing here, rushing there, backtochat soonest....
Buy some odoreaters!

rock! appropriate and accurate representation of emotional status through music. now im inspired to send a bunch of people mail. i need to buy some odoreaters, starve them for 2 years so they become odor-famished, and then duct tape them to my feet so that theyll be with me 24-7-365.... hmmm..... maybe ill send you my shoes... hehehehehe

~plurrrrunningtothepostoffice