h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was only supposed to be a short question/

Ask me a short question.

What?

Anything you like.

How?

It makes no difference whether you are sitting down, standing up.
You may type it or you may speak into a little dictaphone thing. If you are unable to speak you may find someone who can speak into it for you.

What's this? Unsubbed from the limericks? Why?

Well - they have rather stopped being limericks and become somewhat meaningless blank verse.

Yes that is what I thought as well.
Never mind. I will speak to you again another day.
I have a little one to look after today.
Take care

I just found this:

A218206 (about limericks)

And if you have read it - as have I - why don't you follow the rules:


There one was a girl from Bombay,
Who sailed to China one day,
She was lashed to the tiller,
By a sex-starved gorilla,
And China's a very long way.

Nice to see you back on the thread!

A woman I knew - one Mrs. A,
Changed her name almost every day,
No one knew why,
Perhaps she was shy,
But it left us all in disarray.

Sorry about that. I'll tell you one day
Perhaps it would become clearer if you asked ' wheelholder '

She's worried she might meet someone like this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm?ls

The whole way the internet system is run is incorrect.
It needs a complete overhaul. If everyone used their own name with their own personal ID issued by the government of their country (or similar) if they only had one e-mail address for business and one e-mail address for pleasure. One website per business there would be far less chaos in IT.

Will "I" get paid for this suggestion?

This is the name I chose a long time ago and it is mine.
ChiKiSpirit

Mrs. A changed to Mrs. A because there is an "Apple Woman" in Canada.

oh yes, I apologise to the Apple Woman if I stole her name.

I was going to call my previous dog 'chikispirit' but my ex-husaband thought it was a stupid name and decided to call her 'Cally'.

As far as I am concerned I chose ChiKiSpirit and chikispirit they are worked by the same operator,

Anything else you want to know?

That's quite enough to be getting on with for the moment. Thank you for the enlightenment.

I am sure they think you're welcome!

Well actually it isn't quite enough for the moment because he has been reading/listening/watching these and still won't admit that he is wrong.