h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dat's not vair!
I ardly effer zonk off with her, but you dhoo hit ALL the tyime!
And you DO have bodgers! Biologically at least
*puts on high pitched ribbonsheep voice* Let's all go and find some some nice sandpits to f-word with! *takes off stupid voice* Damn that sounds bad if you use the conventional meaning of f-word.

Yes, but we're using the G.B.L. meaning of f-word
There aren't many sandpit sheep now I come to think of it, because most of them turn into Slytherins
That should be Slytheri
Anyway, conventionally , you couldn't millicent-f-word a RL sandpit
PWETAR (what happened to the S?)seems to f-word all the time!
Why aren't you ballisting/sausage rolling? If you'd told us you could watch the viedo with us damn you
Dizzy, I got a really millicent-f-wordingly good koob about Bolbertonology (hmm, well, I s'pose that's all right because it does have quite a bit about millicent-f-wording/D-Day and also some millicent-p-words (not that one, the other one, the chess piece).)
You zonk off all the time, it's always Fake Monny this, Fake Monny that, don't try to deny it
I DO NOT HAVE BODGERS BIOLOGICALLY OR IN ANY OTHER WAY! LET THE WORLD KNOW! BROADCAST IT!! I DO NOT HAVE BODGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll reply in order this time otherwise it will get TOOOOO confuzzling.
-there are some really slimey ones.
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- bet I could if I tried! not that I think I would
- shock horror! She's allowed to!
-I have been ballisting, and I'm going again in an hour. What viedo, anyway?
-effingly good? . chesspiece? btw, I want to look at it. Is it the one you were talking about?
-I'll keep denying it until you admit you zonk off with her a fair bit too. It's always Fdizzy this, Fdizzy that, no we can't tell you that it CT#/HL language
-Do too! Otherwise, what did you try to cut off?

Dizzy