h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You look interesting.

Have you seen the Evil Overlords List? I link to it from my page. I can't see you needing it though.

How about the Evil Empress list instead Mina. Much more our style I think!
[Broken link removed by Moderator]

Bah, the link is broken, and searching on the net only shows up more broken links.

I'll have to keep my eye out in case it comes back. I didn't even know it existed. Thanks Coely!

I don't know, why haven't you seen me around before?

I have seen that evil overlord thingy. It forms the core of my strategy (apart from the bit about killing the beautiful maiden. That's just spoiling the fun).

And here's where the Evil Empress guide now resides:

http://homepage.mac.com/nizenberg/EEmpress.htm

Excellent! Thanks very much for that link. Now I have the world at my feet! Muahahahaha.

Harumph!
That _is_ the link I posted. Try it again mods!
Mina! How can you have never seen it? I love it. I get a new office at work soon and I'm seriously thinking of printing it off for my door.

Try the others.
In case you are the Hero:
http://enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/hero.htm

Then there's hero's True Love who spends most of the time hanging about waiting to be rescued (bit wet of her if you ask me): http://enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/truelove.htm

Theres the innocent bystander who always ends up getting in the way:
http://enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/innocent.htm

And the stupid sidekick who is more of a hindrance than a help.
http://enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/sidekick.htm

Enjoy!

Oh my goodness!
I'm back at work today, so I'll bookmark these to give me something to do while the site is down. It's for the benefit of theCommunity, honest boss.

Good links!

Last one!
http://enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/henchman.htm
Not just for the henchmen, but the troops, cult members, accountant and the Evil Overlord's Wicked but Beautiful Daughter.

Excellent. All bookmarked, thanks!

So, now that you have these tips, when do you take over h2g2? After all, you've managed to infiltrate it successfully!

sshhh, they might notice me!

They are bookmarked, but not yet read.

I'll be taking over h2g2 when I'm good and ready, and not before.

A good plan, but... Evil Empress tip number 31:
"If I am competing with other Overlords, Empresses and High Priests for ultimate domination, I will assume they have access to this and other lists and the brains to listen to them."

That's true. hmmm. In that case I'll have to kill you for posting the links where anyone can see them. I'll also have to kill every one in the whole world to stop them seeing it.

Hmm, that was my Plan B, too. Great minds think alike?

Let's see who gets to who first, hmm?

I know where you work...

Hmmm.

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