h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Susie,
You certainly ask some meaningful questions. But equally as important as "Does the light go out when you close the refrigerator door?" is the query "Where does the light go when it goes out?" Or the question that's been pondered for an eternity "Where does your lap go when you stand up?" I lose sleep at night thinking these meaningful thoughts which I think makes me a (as George W. Bush would say)a philosophicator. Any reasonable thoughts would be greatly appreciated so that I can go back to pleasant slumbers.
Aldago

Oh! I know how you feel. It's your fridge light and it should tell you where it's going when it goes out.

I might have an answer for you.

It goes down with my server when it goes down.
Um…..well, I'm not sure where my server goes when it goes down -- south perhaps. To Florida or Jamaica?!
* wondering why they don't take us *

I was very fond of
"if a man is standing in the middle of a forest talking and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong"!!!!!

Of course! Silly question! *shaking my head*
I'd like to know when guys are going to get used to that fact.
The woman is always right. Period.

There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the diffrences between men and women are they will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable!

There is a second theory which states that this has already happened...