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Missing Girlfriend
Posted Aug 9, 2005
Just sent the missus on holiday for a week while i work and pay bills and have just discovered wanking and frozen pies are nowhere near as good as i remember (seperately - not together).
Should explain that i can cook but i want to eat lots of dreck before she comes back and its all fresh and organic stuff and costs 1000% more. Have spent savings on beer and porn. Beer is still good, somewhat upsettingly porn is no longer so good. The connection to wanking not being such fun is not as straightforward as you might think.
Is there an entry on autoerotic asphyxiation? Does it mention how parents often clean up before calling authorities as they think their child being suicidally depressed is less bad than them dying in a wanking accident? Better their remembered happy and foolish than sad and dull surely.
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