h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't I get a say in this? I only drink vodka

and Archers

I wasn't
You were, though

That's blatent slander!

Only joking darling, of course you weren't drunk!

Thank you

You're welcome, it was the least I could do having threatened your good name so unnecessarily.
I've got your UCAS directory, do you want me to post it or shall I keep it 'til I see you?

I can wait till I see you, did you get it in CD form or book form?

CD. I'm going to try and take IE5 off it first, but then it's all yours.
Have you noticed my brand new scrolling cupcakes?

That's very impressive dear.

The tags should be,

In fact the <SMILEY TYPE=""></SMILEY> should be <SMILEY TYPE="" />

You're such a showoff
I was just going to do those

I'm going home now honey, phone me later!

Home????

Yes darling, home. At half past three every week day, I leave school and go home. Where the internet is not free and hence I can't use it.

hmmm... that all sounds a bit y to me.

More y than y, I think.
How are you? I like your new name

I've got to go and clean the kitchen floor at some point...

Why? What have you done to it?
How's your mum?

Nothing, I've just been instructed to clean it. But I've broken the mop, so I've only actually managed to clean the kitchen bit of the kitchen...

My mum's in the car on the way back home at the moment...