h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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It's the only part that's inhabited
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Interesting pages: http://www.h2g2.com/A413290 Amy the Ant's Library and Museum
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If you need help setting up your homepage, there's the excellent clinic :http://www.h2g2.com/GuideML-Clinic
The Quick Reference Guide: http://www.h2g2.com/A344756
Colonel Sellers Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to h2g2 clubs: http://www.h2g2.com/A270325 {if you enjoy a pastime that is not in there, feel free to start your own club}
Claim your Keeper Title here: http://www.h2g2.com/A441596 {I am the Keeper of Seahorses}
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