h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is just another cheesy attempt to get attention. I probably won't see any of this site until I get back, so turn my journal into your collective journal. I want to hear about what's been going on whilst I've been gone.

You realize (er, realise. Got to break that habit ) that I fully expect to see this on the '5 busiest forums' thing when I get back.

See you in 2 weeks!

Um, that is, read you in 2 weeks. I'm most dreadfully sorry.

@:^)
 

I was about to suggest you put up a 'I'm going away sign' but you have, so I wont.

Now if you had said that you were coming to london we could have given you the grand tour .... but now you probably won't read this until you get back ...

No, I am coming to London. Check here for the details: http://www.floor42.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000128.html
E-mail me!
This'll be a hoot.

Spartus, I just checked your user profile on Floor42, and you've now made, ulp, 666 postings.

Come clean now, did those monkeys die naturally?

I saw that last night when I was at 665. Creepy, eh?

You certainly are, when are you going to admit to us that your 'real name' is Damien?

No, of course it isn't. And my eyes aren't actually red, it's just the lighting in here. *hisses, recoils*

Meant to mention this a while back, since the demonic Spartus has brought me back here I'll do it now...

Ant and Bee in the same forum, how 'bout that eh?

All we need now is someone called Kind Dog.

Who can take you to the megamarket!

I can't remember - was ant the thrifty one or bee?

Thrifty? Can't remember that. All I can remember is that they went to a zoo at some point.

Hey, this is the first forum I've visited for a while where I don't recognise anyone.

SO, I thought I'd say hi and have a nice life.

Erm, Hi SMURF. What brings you here?

The absence of Gargamel, I'd think. And the decor's all blue, which seems Smurf-friendly.

Could be wrong, though.

I could either spend some time wrestling with Dogpile or simply ask, Gargamel?

He was the nemesis of the Smurfs. I'll find a pic of him when I get back.

Hm, too bad the airplane doesn't have 'net access. That'd pass time very effectively.

Those credit card 'phones are dead chap you know. All you need now is a laptop and an acoustic coupler.

Where have you been to miss this lot! I try but .....

So what you're saying is, that you could have made it to the pub to meet up with Spartus, Ant and Bee but you managed to do some top-notch missing?