h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It gets cold in Missouri.

Don't like cold.

Cold, huh? Must be a new experience for you.

Live and let live, eh?

Cold's good for ya. You'll like it. Well, at the very least you'll deal with it, for the obvious reasons.

...or in other words, quit yer whinin'

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Oh wait...I just did. Would you look at that!

I KNEW IT! You guys are all part polar bear, ain'tcha? Well, you're not getting your filthy, stinking bear paws on me!

*runs off, slipping only mildly on ice*

Well that blows my sungod theory then doesn't it

No, the sun's been out most of the time, it's just been stinky-cold.

I think Alaska is cold this time of year too.

Yeah....Siberia is plenty cold too, from what they tell me...

*meditates on this*

It's cold again.

That is all.

*looks out into all the sunshiney-goodness of the Australian summer and doubts very much that young Mr Spartus has a clue*

I do SO have a clue. It's...it's...it was under that...thing...there.

Ah. Under the clue weight, then.

Yes. Exactly.

I would just like to jump in with Spartus here and add that it's cold where I am too.


But chappin' cold.

Not to bad here though

It's warm here, but I ain't been doin' much chappin'...