h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm polishing your hilarious 'Q & A with a Stuffed Monkey' piece for the h2g2 <./>UnderGuide</.>. You can see my progress at A4355831. Some of the changes I am proposing are-
I removed the Author's note at the beginning about pictures. I didn't think it was serving much of a purpose.
I capitalized all of the GuideML.
I inserted spaces in after an ellipsis in a few places.
I had to change the title because, for some reason, it wouldn't let me use an ampersand
The UG blob is in the upper right hand corner and '(UG)' is now in the title. I'm also looking around for a picture of a stuffed monkey and will try and include it if I find one.

Now, if any of these changes are unacceptable to you, let me know and I'll put it back the way it was. The text itself is pretty much unchanged, though.

Thanks again for posting this great piece on h2g2. I enjoyed it.

I have the original pictures that were published with the piece oh-so-long ago, when outside images were still legal. If you want them, let me know. I'll even try to get back to you in less than five months.

And if there's a problem, I used to have a little bit of pull around here--maybe I can help out with it. This little story has a bit of history - Peta once told me something about this piece that you might not believe...