h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. I am Teaserman. I am in the process of buzzing every forum in the H2G2 universe. Buzz. Thank you.

And here I thought I was getting a haircut.

So did I. How is the ol' fro' bro'?

heh heh. Sorry. I had to say it the minute I thought it.

*strongly suspicious that Krissy is talking about Dr. J*

dr john
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hehehe..seesaw
whatever happened to the good old fashioned plank-O-wood seesaws? now they're all there with their newfangled fancy shmancy big plastic shiny new springs and etc. it's just not the same

Hmmm and I wonder if the so called "fancy pants" seesaws are as effective at knocking an individual unconscious as the tried and true wooden ones.

I found those to be highly effective. Just get an older cousin to bounce you at the top and you sail lightly and gracefully into the air and (while reaching convulsivly for the seat mind you) manage to forcefully and convincingly thwack your chin on the seat on the way down and get knocked 5 ways to hell. The best thing to do is to wake up to the cousin crying about how he hurt his butt and watch everyone ignore him, 'cept his mom who whacks him soundly for being such a stoopid cousin.

heheheh..
yeh..i miss that

In kindergarten, I knocked a little boy's tooth out with the seat of one of those old see-saws.

*sings Memories*

you can almost feel the nostalgia, can't you?

*feels the nostalgia*

*get hauled off to prison*

You'd have thought it was of age, too...

Well I did.