h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been here. Yes I have.

*scrawls her name in chalk on the walls*

hee hee.

I, however, have not been here.

He hasn't. You can't see his name anywhere. Unless he's written it in invisible ink.

*be's suspicious*

It looks like orange to me.

But so do oranges. Hey ho.

Invisible oranges?

I can juggle the invisible ones way better than the real ones.

*demonstrates with all sorts of fancy moves and trick flips and hmhey mmmglaven*

Yat-ta-da-da-da Yat-ta-da-da
Yat-ta-da-da-da Yat-ta-da-da
Do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do Yadda-dada-da-da

What would you call those, anyway? Invisibles?

*has a nice refreshing glass of invisiblejuice*

Chock full of Vitamin Invisible, you know. Good for your...uh...glands. Yeah.

*covers herself with a bulky coat*

And just what would your interest in my glands be there, mister? My glands are my own personal private personal business. No peeking.

If you take enough Vitamin Invisible regularly, your glands will vanish. No more peeky-peeky.

*goes off to GA meeting*