h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...for every time I'd heard the phrase 'nice one, bubster'...

He'd have a pound.


Sorry, sombody had to say it.

Nice one bubster, there two pounds now, of course you'll have to pay comission to convert them so it's hardly worth it really

Nice one, Ant!

If I had a dollar for every time I'd heard the phrase 'nice one, Ant'... :-p

You'd have half a pound

*mails a dollar to Ant and 30 cents to bubster*

Stoopid pointless money.

I think I should be able to wish things and get them. Money is a needless part of the processes.

*wishes for stuff*
*doesn't get it*
*shrugs*
*yoinks the money and runs for the hills*

AAAAAHHHGG!!

There he goes! Yoinkin' and runnin' again! It's unbelieveable!

You always have to make sure that you don't have anything Mr. bubster wants or he'll just yoink it from ya.

*eats oreos*

That's a bit provocative, doncha think?

*yoinks & runs*
Y. YHD.

D'WHOO!

*pouts and fumes*

*gives Krissy her oreos back*

*goes off to yoink other people's stuff*

Hoooray!!

*eats oreos*

Now, I have to find a way to keep bubster from yoinkin' my stuff, but also keep him around. Maybe I'll just keep two of everything so's he can yoink somethin' but not have to leave... hmmm

*draws up a plan*

*yoinks Krissy's plan and runs for the hills*

It really had to be done...

AHHHHH!!!

*screams and has a fit*

*suddenly sits up and holds tight to her fit*

Don't even THINK about it!!

Oi! You're lucky I didn't notice all of this yoinking going on on my front lawn while you were still at it - I'd have had to release the hounds...

with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot BEES at you??

Dogs with bees in their mouths? Really, I've never heard anything quite so ridiculous! I always go for wasps.

*watches Jonny go for the wasps*

*sneaks up on a swarm of unsuspecting wasps and caputures 'em in a jam jar*

Right, all I need to do now is get the hounds to hold these 'ere wasps in thier mouths...

*watches the hounds back away*