h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For your lovely email. I'm pretty darn happy right now.

I'm also bored, again, and so decided to stop around and talk at people, again.

How've you been?

Oooh blimey, sorry I've only just seen this - I don't spend much time logged on here these days. So I'm afraid I've not been much use in relieving you of your boredom. Still, I assume that's over by now - you must have plenty of planning and things to keep you occupied.

Not much - or to be more accurate anything - to report in my life. Just muddling along with work and general drinking. Oh, I did go to the Notting Hill Carnival - allegedly the biggest carnival outside of Rio - yesterday, suprising, then, that everyone was wandering around looking totally pissed off - real party atmosphere! Even people who claimed to be enjoying themselves were frowning.

Oh, uh, Hi Jonny, and, um, well, that's it really. Just Hi

Oh, and er, goodnight.

Hmmm... all the pictures they have on the net look like happy party pictures.

Was there enough booze?

Hi bubster!

How's everything down under? I think I've managed put that in a way that's not open to misinterpretation...

Oh, and erm, good morning. Presumably.

Booze? There was too much of the stuff! Well, there wasn't too much - that would be impossible - it's just that there weren't enough "rest" rooms!

There were plenty of grass fumes in the air too, my guess would be that most of the smiling was down to the source of them...