h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good mor... good... mid-afternoon, Jonny.

Shee, you think it's hard on YOU to switch continents... just think how your time zone situation is affecting the rest of the world.

How's it goin? Glad to be home yet?

Seesh, this from the girl who can't even remember when it's afternoon in her OWN timezone. No wonder you don't know what time it is in England.

It's evening, of course.

Well my time zone is a very... it's... among the most... I mean, when you look at all the...

Shut up.

Hi KM and JJJ!

Still not really enjoying being back home, it's too cold and there doesn't seem to be anything to do except drink. I did get to meet up with Ant just before I nipped off to Italy for a week, so it's not all bad. Of course he'll be over in your zone in a few weeks time, which will add to the time confusion. Perhaps.

Right, gotta go and sort out my laptop screen. It's doing my head in at the moment.

Heyyyy there mister! I thought you were planning on flying over with all the other goofballs from that side of the pond to visit us. It's the Goofball Express, you know? That means you have to come over.

*Stomps around to prove her point*

'fraid I can't make it, I'll be skiing in Whistler at the time (and no, I don't spend all my time skiing). If it wasn't for that I'd have jumped on the nearest Miami/Goofball express for a few days in the sun.

So, stop that stomping. It'll acheive nothing other than tiring you out.