h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No tracking number??? But what if you go missing?

That's it. You can't go.

*thinks that she is trying to move to London*

Ok, you can go. But I get to come to.

Maybe I'll get the Virgin people to stamp something on me.

OK, I'll make sure the coast is clear and then you follow me over, oooh, shall we say 11 days later?

Well, make sure they use a rubber stamp and not a branding iron. I made that mistake once. FRRRRREEEOOOWW!

Gotcha. You go over and make sure that it's still there and that there are no wars or famine or locusts or anything. I'll follow about 11 days behind. And alert the pubs. I intend to drink myself stupid.

*sits back and waits for the report*

'ello Krissy. Jonny asked me to keep an eye on 'is place while 'e was unavailable, 'e also asked me to pass on the info. that everything's in order so it's safe for you to 'ead over in a week or so. There may be more for me to report after the weekend...

YYYYYyyyyyaaaaaaayyyyy!

*begins hasty packing*

Thank you! I'll be over in ... ohhh...9 days or so....

Have you allerted the pubs??

And thank Jonny for looking out for me and tell him that I hope he made it back safe and sound and happy.

I believe the pub alerting will commence at 11am (GMT) on Saturday morning.

Jonny would appear to be relatively safe, sound is a little more debatable, and as for happy - I think derranged would be nearer the mark. Thanks for the good wishes, I'll pass 'em on...

Also let Jonny know that Andy has a gig at the 100 Club the night of December 28th. He's playing in a big band.

I'm going to be there. I hope Ant and Bee and Peta are going to be there.

I'll be the one with the REALLY red hair if he feels like meeting me.

Oooo I'll let them know, and Bouncer, if you could remind Jonny to give me a ring, I will of course ring his mobile if it's still working.

*squidgin' Ant 'cause that's what he's good for*

Have I mentioned, dear, that I am EXCITED????????!!!???!

ONE WEEK!! EEEEEEEEEE!

I couldn't tell you know

Hmmmmmm....*thinks of what she might be able to do to convey her total and despirate excitement*

You could break something.

Just a small thing, of course.

A Celine Dion CD, for example.

That's not a small thing. That's a BIG thing. I think I might really really enjoy that!

*does stretches to prepare*