h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, welcome! Come in and make yourself comfortable...especially you Jérome, come on don't be shy!

This is Brian's place where he wants to have a great time with his friends - yes, that includes you, Jérome - and those who want to become his friends.
Brian decorated the place himself, so everything got very colourful. There are plenty of armchairs and couches, all of them very soft and cosy so that fragile eggs won't hurt themselves.
There also is a lot of food and drinks over there, just help yourself to whatever you would like...erm, sorry but there aren't any alcoholic beverages as most eggs can't cope with alcohol too well

So take a seat and enjoy the party...

I've brought Jerome!

I think he liked the trip over here. Things to see that he never saw before.

He loves the couches... Oooh, that one's EXACTLY the right size for him and everything. Did Brian do that on purpose?

How nice to see you around!
Brian has been very excited the whole morning. I think he was ready for a change himself. And he spent hours choosing the right furniture, decoration and food. Actually that was quite a good thing as I am still not really an expert in egg needs?
So how are you Jerome? I can imagine the trip was quite exciting for you? What did you see?
Would you like something to eat or drink? What about you Buttercup?

I'm glad that he's enjoyed it. Maybe Jerome should do some decoration. Something to go with his beautiful swirly hair.

Hm, I'll have please, and Jerome will have a strawberry milkshake if you have one handy.

Sadly I can't seem to see the picture of Brian on your page.

You know, I'm guessing the tea smiley isn't

So there you go. Some tea (I hope you don't mind using a coffee mug too much) and a strawberry milkshake .

Yes I have had a few problems with moving Brian in properly and unfortunately nobody has bee able to help me until now .
Well, to describe him a bit. He is a regular sized egg I would say of a marbelish brown colour. You could also see him here:
[URL removed by moderator]

Some decorating Jerome? I think that's a great idea? There are some crayons, paint, paper, glue, siccors, feathers, perls, wool... whatever you desire in that big box over there. Just go on...

Jerome's doing origami with the tissues. I think he feels pretty familiar with tissues

Hmm, thanks, tea in a coffee mug is perfect.

Brian is CUTE!!!

Are you using guide ML or HTML to do your page?

The code I used to put Jerome on my page was:


That's using guide ML, but HTML would be the same without the / afterwards.

I'm not sure if that helps, but please feel free to use it if it does.

Thanks a lot. I tried it and slowly,very slowly we are getting there. Well, you still can't see Brian, but it already looks like he would appear any minute...
Jerome is very good a origami!
So do you think the two of them would enjoy having more eggs around here?

I THINK your problem with Brian is (from looking at the source code through my browser) that you've put IMG SCR instead of IMG SRC. HTML is awfully unforgiving of typos .

And yes, I think Jerome and Brian would love more company. Jerome smiled when you complimented his origami. He's making you something. It looks like a tear. He's sad again, but at least he's feeling a little better.

Hm, maybe you could post at the Sanctuary that he has his own forum? That might bring more eggie owners over.

Thank you so much, Jerome that tear is definitely the nicest one I ever got *though a very gentle one*
Well it still doesn't quite work with Brian, we got that little cross back now, but still thanks for your effort *another*! I really have no clue about these things.
But I should go and leave a message at the sanctuary now...See you!

I THINK it's because you need to put [URL removed by moderator]in the URL. You have: IMG SRC [URL removed by moderator] and it should be IMG SRC=[URL removed by moderator]

That's the latest guess anyway

Brian is all overcome that you liked his origami that much, that he's making something else for you.

*Brian singing to the tune of Happy Birthday*
Many thank yous to you,
many thank yous to you,
you're an dear Buttercup,
many thank yous to youuuuuuu

I guess you've made a little eggie very happy today !

I am almost sure that I had the http-thing in at some point, but I propably erased it while trying out all different things to move Brian in...I am just hopeless with that stuff!

So the invitation is posted! How are the girls anyway?

I'm glad to see it worked! (The source code on these pages is difficult to wade through, or I might have seen it sooner, but I wouldn't be surprised if it HAD been there the last time I looked). You're very welcome . And Brian is very welcome too. I'm also going to put a link to this place on my page!

The girls are doing well! They haven't caused any havoc at the Keeper's party, but I suspect they're just hoping to find someone in need of their help .

Would you mind if I mentioned Jerome's forum in your conversation on the sanctuary page too? They might like to visit both, but I don't want to barge in without asking

Just go on, the more friends he finds the better he might feel!
*looks over to the eggs*
Look, they are trying to switch on the music, I am really curious what kind of music they like.

How many girls do you have right now? I can imagine they get bored quite easily when there's nobody around in need of help¨?

Thank you for your kind mention of me on your page. I feel so special !

Well, Jerome, of course, likes the blues. Or so he says.

I just have the three girls. When they aren't fighting crime, they go to kindergarten, so they have plenty to do. And of course, they have their little arguments, and so forth.

But there are plenty of villains to fight!

I saw you paid a visit to the Aroma Café...I thought about taking Brian there once. I am actually not to sure like today there is a big snow-fight going on, and I don't really know how fragile he is...but he propably would enjoy it. Your girls would anyway!
Thanks for mentioning Brian's place on your page...he really ed when he saw it...

I didn't take Jerome with me. But it was pre-snowball fight. I think. The girls would have loved it there.

I went to sleep and when I woke up, there were three pages of new postings there. Looks like the people who hang out there are on a different time zone to me.

So how was your weekend Jerome and Buttercup? I hope you didn't watch too many sad movies...
You might be right with the Aroma Café. I have been there quite a lot and there are quite some people online during Middle European working hours...where are you from anyway?
Oh, here is some cotton wool, I brought along so Brian and Jerome can have a little "safe" snowball fight if they feel like it.

The weekend was busy We had a Christmas party.

Jerome decided to hide. I think Christmas parties are a bit much for him.

Uh, oh, Jerome REALLY likes the cotton-wool snowballs!

*Whooooooooooooooooooooooosh*

Watch out, Brian!

, or

Oh, yes, it looks like they are enjoying themselves.

*Brian takes two balls at one time trying to throw one at Buttercup and one at Jerome at the same time...*