h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Feffi,
thank's for your entries on my page. (I could not believe you found it)
How about some english-lessons for a poor untalented german ?
Finally I have got a reason to learn a foreign language, not only for school's sake.
German guide entries will not be very polite to our co-researcher,
who are not able to speak that strange language.
So, what about some Rent-an-english-Harry-Potter-book for a somtimes kind being FED-co-worker ?
I'm looking forward to your next guide entry ?
Bye and have some exploding expense
Yours Karl-Marcs

What about about a really enlightening joke to brush up your English? Well, there are two researchers on of them has one guide and the other one has two guides. So the one who has only one guide says to the other one "Give me one of yours, then both of us will have two guides". HAHAHA!!!
(By the way you could also tell that joke with dictionaries...)
(I hope Lebbi won't mind me publishing HIS joke...)

I don't think Lebbi is an unforgiving one.
Some humour charges and everything will be fine.
Do you think that joke will work with a desert, some explorer, one turtle and missing little forms ?
That will be a great pleasure for me.
(english preposition-placement is stupid ! Note of the editor)
By the way I prefer wordbooks instead of dictionaries.
Don't ask me why.

I just found out how to do these little smileys so I am going to try them out now and at the same time teach you some English:
Mr.Right got a fright in the night . He saw a ghost eating toast right upon a lamp post.