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Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - dontpanic



*panics*


smiley - yikes


*runs round like a headless chicken*


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Post 2

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

*has already dived under desk*

*watches you panic*


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Post 3

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*runs around in circles waving his hands in the air*


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Post 4

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

How many cookies would it take to make you stop panicking?

*rattles tin of cookies*


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Post 5

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

COOKIES!!!!!!!



COOKIES!!!!!!!!!


AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES THIS DOES!!!!!!!




smiley - erm got any bourbons?


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Post 6

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Just a bottle of Jack Daniels...


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Post 7

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*stops*


*blinks*





*blinks again*



*blinks again for good measure*


I meant the buscuit


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Post 8

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

I know.

We don't have those here.


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Post 9

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*sinks to the floor*



*gasps* what?



what do you mean "you don't have those here"?


smiley - wah WHAT KIND OF HELL HOLE IS THIS


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Post 10

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

It was a nice cozy spot under a desk until somebody decided to barge in.


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Post 11

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - cry who? </>


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Post 12

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

smiley - cuddle
Are you done shouting and panicking? smiley - headhurts

This was meant to pick up from the other thread.


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Post 13

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

oh


ok


smiley - erm ....


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Post 14

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Whatever you were going to reply there, before the interruption... say it here instead.


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Post 15

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

can't remember smiley - erm


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Post 16

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

We were discussing cookies, flip back a page.


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Post 17

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

oh


was I swinging legs


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Post 18

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Yes, and eating cookies.

Then I told you this:
Hey, if you'd rather someone else's cookies, I can stop refilling these tins easily enough.


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Post 19

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - yikes

now why would you want to threaten me with a thing like that?


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Post 20

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

It's not that I want to.

There are a lot of people throwing cookies at you.
smiley - cuddle


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