h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah. Been having trouble sleeping lately, then someone rang and hung up as soon as I answered. So I figured I might as well stay up - also we might be able to play today

I hate it when that happens. Impolite smegheads.

In about 30 minutes, okay? 'Carnivale' is on - so this is RPG research.

Yeah.

Okay Enjoy.

Thanks. It'll give you time to wake up, too...

So, feel like playing?

Yep. Who do you want to start?

Go ahead - unless you'd like me to. How about having them walk along the beach - cloudy but no rain, so no sun worshippers and a lot of privacy?

Sure, that sounds good. Would you mind starting?

So, how are things? Managed to clear out the Augias stables yet? And how are the ?

Not so much. And I'm gonna assume you didn't mean that reference literally

Cats are fine. Kitties are sleeping on my bed, mum's on the couch. She's getting so friendly, I'm gonna miss her.

Of course not...

You did a good job with her, then.

Good

Yeah, I just hope whoever takes her will be patient with her. It's taken me a long time to get her so friendly. My friend from uni's sister-in-law has taken in a lot of cats with 'behavioural' problems, apparently.

Isn't she the one who'll be taking her?

Yeah, so she should be okay. I hope.

I'm sure she will, then.

Yeah.

I need to go to the hairdresser. One more month ...

When? Now? Or do you have to wait till you're in Oz?

Yeah, I'll wait til I get there, so I can go to my hairdresser. I'm just starting to get split ends. Anyway. No need to pretend you're interested in that

I see. So you've still got a hairdresser in Oz, after all this time?