h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey hunney...how are you this fine day?

i am dying of tonsilitis again.....im in soooooooooooooo much pain i cant even swallow.....and im also the worst daughter any mother could have...i feel

That really is no good at all, what you need to do is get well and stay well

I'm off down to Bournemouth to see my gran today, I'll have a paddle in the sea for you.

Try Ice Cream that's soothing

cheers honey

By the way why are you the worst daughter in the world?

because on sunday my mum saked me over for a sunday roast as my sister who lives there was in reading for the weakend and my little brother and sister are away in france with my dad.....so i said yes but then i got ill so i tried to phone but it was engaged for hours so i left a message saying i couldnt come...but the phone was off the hook and mum didnt know and she didnt here the phone and she didnt think to check the awnser phone so she cooked a four course roast and i dint show.....and i really upset her....

But at least you did try to contact her