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Where is Wonko?

Post 1

Reality Manipulator

Will any one please me tell what has happened to Wonko, further does he really exist? I have a theory that Wonko is really a group of people who all write under the name Wonko and for some reason or other they have stopped answering their postings. Does anyone have any theories of the existence of Wonko?


Where is Wonko?

Post 2

Wonko

Well, I am alive and well, thank you for your kind inquiry! And I assure you that I am only one person - maybe that will change if you hit me with your handbag. smiley - smiley

Maybe I'll give H2G2 another try. But I'm still sad that many of the bright people are gone.


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Post 3

Reality Manipulator

No, I won't hit you with my handbag. I havae heard some men enjoy being hit by women with handbags, ie also hit with a whip.


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Post 4

Wonko

Well good! I enjoy tender, deep and passionate love.


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Post 5

Reality Manipulator

Yes so do I, and not rushed as well.


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