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Dizzy H. Muffin Started conversation Jul 12, 2001
[Link finds himself in what appears to be the exact same place, except inasmuch as a) no one except Frankie is there, and b) everything is black with neon-colored borders. Link and Frankie will have a separate adventure from everyone else here.]
[Link] Huh?
[You heard!]
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 12, 2001
Uh hi, are you lost? 
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Frankie Roberto Posted Jul 12, 2001
Um hi?
Buttercup seems to be here soon.
It's weird in this book.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 12, 2001
[Link] This looks like Mog's description of the Re-Verse, a convoluted reality in which (to its inhabitants) "Yes" and "No" are switched.
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jul 13, 2001
[Link] Yes it does! ... Hold on -- that's just among its natives.
[Voice] Dam' streht!
[Above them, a pink and purple striped bat is hanging from the ceiling.]
[Bat] Yo gotta find da t'ird Evil IIEM here! Den you can go back to de Universe!
[Link] 
Really?
[Bat] Ya man!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 13, 2001
D'haaaaa! Sorry, I forgot to log back in under "Yaradovich Kramer" last night! Meant to post that under THIS name!
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Frankie Roberto Posted Jul 13, 2001
Sorry Yaradovich, that was a bad joke. You said yes and no were switched...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 13, 2001
It's Link who's talking and doing here, not Yar.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 13, 2001
[Link] Hi. [to the bat] So where's the Evil IIEM?
[Bat] You gotta find it. Dat's why you here.
[Link] Where do we start looking?
[Bat] Just look around de place! You'll find it.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 19, 2001
>Look
You are in a strange place. Everything is black with neon-colored bordering, but otherwise it looks identical to the H2G2 Meetup. A bat with a Cuban accent is here. Frankie Roberto is here.
>Inventory
You are carrying:
A sword with a plastic, blue hilt (equipped)
A Hylian shield (equipped)
A Hookshot
A bottle, empty.
The Fierce Deity mask.
An abstract painting appears and attacks!
>Kill painting with sword
Nice hit! Unfortunately, it's on its guard.
The painting reaches out and grabs Frankie Roberto.
>Kill painting with sword
You manage to cut the painting in half. The two halves disappear and Frankie Roberto falls to the floor.
[Link] Wow.
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Frankie Roberto Posted Jul 20, 2001
Frankie Roberto admires the two halfs of the painting, picks them up, and adds them to his satchel.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 20, 2001
[A strange device identical to the Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine appears.]
[Link] Would that be the Evil IIEM?
[Yes.]
[Link] Just checking. [draws his sword again]
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Frankie Roberto Posted Jul 21, 2001
This place looks... kinda scary. What are the 
s doing here?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 21, 2001
[Bat] I'm here to help you find de Evil IIEM, but it's found you.
[Evil IIEM] Excuse me!
[Link] So I'm supposed to destroy it, now?
[Bat] Ya man.
[Evil IIEM] Hello!
[Link] Y'know, this reminds me of Moonside from Earthbound...
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- 1: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 12, 2001)
- 2: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 12, 2001)
- 3: Frankie Roberto (Jul 12, 2001)
- 4: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 12, 2001)
- 5: Frankie Roberto (Jul 13, 2001)
- 6: Darkman Shadow (Jul 13, 2001)
- 7: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 13, 2001)
- 8: Frankie Roberto (Jul 13, 2001)
- 9: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 13, 2001)
- 10: Frankie Roberto (Jul 13, 2001)
- 11: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 13, 2001)
- 12: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 19, 2001)
- 13: Frankie Roberto (Jul 20, 2001)
- 14: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 20, 2001)
- 15: Frankie Roberto (Jul 21, 2001)
- 16: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jul 21, 2001)
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