h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Both of which are improbable, they only do the beer I drink in cans of four around here anyway..

The power of positive thinking ,you get what you expect so think gorgeous girlfriend and toned torso

I'm thinking positively....
I want to feel less knackered all the time and be caguely attractive to the opposite sex...
The reason I have started going to the gym is so I can continue to fit in my 30" waist trousers and don't have to buy a whole new wardrobe...
(Though I have had to buy various items of clothing to wear in the gym...it seems to defeat the object somehow..)

I could swear that C was a V up there ^^^^ (vaguely)

The more you excercise you do the more energy you will have
Oh go on buy new clothes anyway it is fun
Hey my friend has found lots of new girlfriends at the gym,but I think the word has gone out about him now think he has to join a new gym

I did mention that I'm shy, not the greatest looking bloke in the world and very old???

Shyness you can overcome ,personality is more important than looks and age is just a number told you I am an eternal optimist

I have the personality of a damp paper bag as well....
I hide it behind a screen of lovable rogueishness that everyone hates...

Damp paper bag
Have you seen any buzzards lately?
Tonight they were out in force,my favorite one was on his tree stump that he uses as a roost ,oh he is so beautiful it always makes me smile

I've seen them about, there's another post sitter a couple of miles down the road and there's always a few at Dad's.. I just see the one's around here circling high in the air these days, I would hazard a guess and could probably affirm that my late neighbour was the buzzard I almost hit myself a few weeks back as it flew out of a hedge and across the road on th Wellington bypass.

Maybe he had babies before he sadly passed on to be with the buzzards.I just to watch them,they make me feel alive inside

You are in the country of the golden eagles, you ever see them?

Only in captivity in the wild bird sanctuary though.

I saw one as a kid...
We were on holiday in Scotland...
Well at least I think I did... It could have been a buzzard though, thinking about it, I'm sure my parents wouldn't have agreed it was if it wasn't...
I love birds of prey... And errm, bats... And, errrm, reptiles though obviously I haven't done much research into them, I just admire them when I get the chance... I was a bit miffed when Mum and Dad wouldn't let me keep a caiman, even if it would grow to over 15 feet... I really couldn't see the problem, I had a large room...

They like the bath to relax in so could of been a problem sharing
Had a tortoise called flash ,it kept running away and it could cover some milage in it's bid to freedom,either that or my brothers were playing a cruel trick on me

There are lots of bats here,they go crazy at night and screech around expertly showing off I like the little creatures a lot

Tortoises (and terrapins) can go a surprising distance though probably not very quickly....
I won't tell you my bat story....
But I have seen them around a fair bit, usually the moth like pipistrelles...

Still suspect my brothers played a part in itnot to be trusted at all
If you go out for a walk in the twilight the bats round here dance round your feet

Usually head height around here... Maybe I should use odoureaters...

They swoop right down almost into the ground and then turn twist and fly right up obviously either admiring my walking shoes or eating the fat moths

Possibly both.