h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello celestial duck-child! and welcome to H2G2.
I should tell you that I ~never~ eat anything poisonous at all, but your message will no doubt help others less intelligent
Maybe you could find a picture of this New Zealand seed, and link to it from your page? I could help you with this task if you require help.
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You sound like just the kind of person we need in the Guide...
As you go round meeting people they will get to know you & what you are into...
Another good way to find like-minded people is to write a Guide Entry, then submit it to the Guide, and other Researchers will read it & comment on it. A great way to make new friends!
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Ta! thanx

yeah, my warning was for Australians in particular. Just in case.
I'm not being ~mean~, it's just I wouldn't want someone to have an accident. They're yummy though.

How do you know they are yummy if they are poisonous? Have you eaten them???

Well, they look yummy *licks her lips*. But apparently they are all poisonous and not to be eaten
Of course I haven't eaten them. I resisted the temptation (lol). They're bright yello, and extremely pretty, but nevertheless, not very yummy looking. Sorry to disappoint.

I am not disappointed!
I am relieved.
There are other delicious things to try on this planet that are ~not~ poisonous. Like chocolate. I was introduced to that pleasure by a female from Betazed. The denizens of h2g2 love chocolate too. There is even a Chocolate Lovers Fan Club at http://www.h2g2.com/A424522 where I am sure the Archangel Galaxy Babe will make you feel most welcome.
Tell me, are you enjoying your time here so far?