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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Started conversation Oct 10, 2000
What do you mean? You aren't immortal! Only practically immortal, which isn't the same. The most fun thing is phoning 999 (or 911 if you're a Yank) and ordering a large Whopper, fries and milkshake. (OK, OK, Bigmac if you must.) Apart from that, you are too depressed to know anything, so there's no point arguing.
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