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General Tso's What

Post 1421

FG

It's the magic word! smiley - magic


General Tso's What

Post 1422

SE

3, oh, it's a magic number


General Tso's What

Post 1423

FG

3 cupcakes, 3 cheeseburgers, 3 milkshakes, 3 burritos


General Tso's What

Post 1424

SE

3 alka seltzers and an iv attached to me


General Tso's What

Post 1425

FG

What's in the drip, drip?


General Tso's What

Post 1426

SE

drip drip drip, drip


General Tso's What

Post 1427

FG

post nasal all the way


General Tso's What

Post 1428

SE

you're pre-nasal - when are you finally going in for surgery?


General Tso's What

Post 1429

FG

Not until I see the whites of their eyes.


General Tso's What

Post 1430

SE

they all have jaundice. way to rub it in


General Tso's What

Post 1431

FG

But the directions say to apply twice a day.


General Tso's What

Post 1432

SE

directly to the eye sockets?


General Tso's What

Post 1433

FG

Aye


General Tso's What

Post 1434

SE

eye aye ai


General Tso's What

Post 1435

FG

Psycho Killer!


General Tso's What

Post 1436

SE

i shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy.


General Tso's What

Post 1437

FG

That's funny, because the deputy has filed a class action lawsuit against you.


General Tso's What

Post 1438

SE

i was told i would receive no bill, that he was a good man and thorough. he was not thorough.


General Tso's What

Post 1439

FG

At least he's near the In-n-Out burger.


General Tso's What

Post 1440

SE

i like their fries, man


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