h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that poor horse

He gets all his food from CCF; don't feel too bad.

i thought his diet consisted solely of cc

That's me: cc cookies all the way

oh? christian children cookies? don't they burn while they go down, what with the holy water and the blood of christ and all?

I can't hear you over the choir of angels singing in my ear.

i think it's time you got that tinnitus checked out

While you're at it, why not check out my alumininumitis?

do i look like the midas man?

Let's see...one ring of white blubber, two rings of white blubber...three rings of white blubber. Say, you have more rings than the cast of Return of the King.

the amount of rings would total one, which is one more than your iq

Did you get that on the qt?

i don't name my sources

I do: Fred Mertz.

the show has been over for 50 years - get over your infatuation with fred - it will never happen.

If you and Tilda can happen, it's written in the stars for me and Fred.

oh yeah? what about the moons, rainbows, hearts, horseshoes, clovers, balloons and pots o'gold?

I only have a canopy.

use a toilet like everyone else

Don't cramp my style.