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Wowza!
Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Started conversation Oct 2, 2000
Looks as if you figured out your little problem, pronto, darlin'! If your um....appendages...are as long as your title, I'd sure like to meet you for a cocktail some time! {blows him a kiss as she exits the room} See ya around.... 
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