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Legs

Posted Sep 30, 2000

Damned computer. I need to quit this and get a life. I just missed Sam, my next door neighbor, washing her car. She was wearing short jean cut-offs, and she has the longest legs. I saw that she was sitting on her back stoop, and mostly what I could see was her legs, so I rushed downstairs to go outside for a smoke. I saw that her car was wet, and she had goose pimples on her thighs. How I would love to help bring her temperature up a peg or two....

Sam lives beside my house, has a very fine body, and is single. No, this is not correct; she's divorsed like me. I have lusted after her from the second floor window for several months, and I go out for a smoke when I see her sitting on the stoop. We talk. I have toyed with the idea of starting something, but 'next door' seems a little too close in case I get something else started. Last week I had extra tickets to a David Gray concert, and I asked Sam if she and her boys wanted to go. I tried to make it sound like a date, just a neighborly thing. I was excited that she said yes, and as it came time to pick them up, it felt like a date.

We ate dinner before the concert and we talked. I got to know her better. I wanted her. When we drove over in the car, I was very conscious of her long legs beside me and her profile that included the very pleasing curvature of her breasts. The concert hall was one of those standing places and we stood beside each other. Several times we were close enough for the hair on our arms to touch and it was electrifying. I'm beginning to question whether or not a next door neighbor is really too close.

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