h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Greetings!

Welcome to h2g2! I'm one of the Guardian Angels around here.
You might find our New User's Guide helpful, found here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

Hmmm, sounds like things are heating up between you and your neighbour - I'd say go for it - you mostly regret the things you DIDN'T do rather than the things you did...

Please do not hesitate to ask me if you have any questions!
You'll find my page here:
http://www.h2g2.com/U135628

May the be with you...

*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*

Hi there! I see you already have been welcomed, so I'll just add another in my official capacity! I’m one of the Assistant Community Editors, or ACE, part of the welcoming committee of h2g2 to extend the hand of friendship.
While h2g2 is a great forum for meeting new people, it can be daunting at first, so I'd love to help if I can. If you have any questions, concerns, or are just feeling lonely, hit the "Reply" button. I’d love to help.
In case you are having some trouble getting settled in, here are some links you should visit:
ACEs Homepage, at http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 which has links to interesting pages, coding to enhance your page, and lots of friendly people to talk to.
You can find the Quick Reference Guide, like a Beginner’s Guide to the Guide, here: http://www.h2g2.com/A344756
Newcomers Welcome can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/Welcome-Newcomers
Or just hit the h2g2 logo in the top left corner, which will take you back to the front page, updated daily with all the latest goodies.
Also, if you want extra help in sprucing up you user page, try http://www.h2g2.com/GuideML-Clinic
Hope you'll enjoy yourself in here as much as we will 
Have fun!
Tashalls