h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Check out the forum on "Favorite Words". I think you'll really like it. I've got sketchy and nebulous already posted there, so you're left with???????

how do i do that?

Well, either you can type in "Favorite Words" on the search window, or you can go to my page and click on "Favorite Words" under Most Recent Conversations. Now get out there and meet people!!

Whee-ha! Guess what kid? I'm learning how to use the Guide ML Format, which allows me to do all kinds of nifty stuff on my page and my guide entries. Speaking of which, I have submitted one on MadLibs. Check it out! (That is, if your attention span has not atrophied even more...) Anywhoo, I now have a direct link from my page to yours in the introduction on my personal space. Hopefully more loonies will come to visit you now. Go to my page and take a look-see.

"I JUST saw the Milet Fignon...I have orderd the very thing after tee many martoonies awaiting a table!!!!" *small World*

Ah, it IS a small world, isn't it?

42 and I were wandering down a busy street in Logan, Utah one summer evening, stoned out of our minds, under the influence of The Munchies. I stopped in front of a restaurant window. The Bluebird (lovely joint, that's why I'm giving it a plug here) had their special written out on a board. Filet Mignon and Jumbo Shrimp for $12.95. I started salivating and shouted out to mi amiga: "Look! Milet Fignon!"

A few seconds went by, and then we dissolved in laughter...

Er, that sounds like me...whilst curing a terrible case of 'cotton mouth' I asked my friend what the date was, he told me...we both seemed a bit dazed & confused for a moment. I said, "I thought
it was Sunday!" He said, "Yeah, I thought it was Sunday too." We both sat there for a time...then he blurted out:"Hey!!! What happened to yesterday?!?" *giggle* We both bring it up now & then...for a grin! ~Pan

There could be a whole "Things that were hilarious while you were high" forum. Of course, only those of us that have been there would find any of it funny.

Like when I friend and I saw a sign (this ONE time when we were stoned... ha 42!) for the Kiwanis Club Annual Pancake Breakfast, I thought it read "Klondike Pancake Breakfast". We then went on a long ramble about starting a rock band with that name, what our song titles would be, what instruments we would play...

Or, when we were lying about on the floor of 42's apartment, and heard crazy noises coming from the kitchen. She asked what they were, and I said "Oh, don't worry, your cat's just tap dancing."

Ah, the wisdom and insight of the, ahem, chemically altered.

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I've lucked out in my career as an inebriate. Never have I been arrested or picked up by an ossifer of the force (well, with the exception of one little speeding ticket).

But let's not go into the activities that would get me arrested if the fuzz had been nearby...public nudity, indecent exposure (yep, sex before God and everybody), public drunkeness, vandalism, carrying/using/selling controlled substances.... but enough about myself!

I'll bet 42 would have some tales to tell....hopefully that fruitbat will notice the action on this forum and provide some chills and thrills of her own...

I've got about a million and a half stories.....my friends want me to write a book...ha...who would believe it?!? Ya' know how some people have 'one of those days'? Well, I have 'one of those lives'!!!! *giggle* Hope your friend comes back soon...this is fun!
My friend in NY...met him here on h2g2 told me a few weeks ago he was walking outside around his house in the morning...and instead of grabbing a cig...he grabbed his BONG!!!!! AHH-HA! He was actually walking around the front yard doing BH's!!!! 6am....guess it was a bit too early for intellegent life forms to emerge from his home!!!! ~Pan