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hello, mr shams. i am just curious to know, as i've never seen it. is it a secret? please tell me. love someone.

hi, mr. shams. i was telling "gnomon" earlier that you will not answer even the simplest of questions, and i gave as an example your refusal on previous occaisions to even say what your initials "a.r." stand for.

you still won't say, will you?

love someone.

special someone, nobody is required to answer all the questions put to them.

what special are you going to do by not telling?

why will you not say what your first names are? people will think you are not truthful.

Shams only comes to this site about once every six months, so you may have to wait a while for your answer.

hi, gnomon. i bet he replies today. or even in a minute.

Hello Special Someone!

Well, what's your guess about A.R. to stand for please?

Notwithstanding, some nicks if they are nicks may not have any meaning although 'A.R.Shams' may please be taken as my username or whatever it is, ok.

Thanks, 'special someone'!

Hello Gnomon,

Your manner of communicating seems polite, sober, impartial and appreciable and that makes me impressed on your presumably decent personality.

Be happy and have a nice time!

oh, i see...you want me to guess. alright what about, "avoids replying"?

well?

asghar?

come on mr. shams. you asked me to guess, and i said "asghar". please be kind enough to say if i am right.

No.

go on then, i give in. what does it stand for?

well?

By the by, 'Special Someone', may I know your age please?

forty nine. now will you answer my question please.

What I guessed about your age is quite different. Ican't believe that you can be 49 or so. You seem to me either 29 or 92. Please confirm either of the which one is almost correct!