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Ginger The Feisty Started conversation Jun 28, 1999
I can't get rejected or accepted no matter how hard I try! The editors just ignore me! Please help!
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Downhill From Here Posted Jun 30, 1999
Dear Ginger,
Not being rejected can be difficult to cope with; sometimes it is worse than not being accepted. I haven't been noticed for seven weeks now, so I understand what you are going through.
But anyway - to the solution: perhaps a MARIMBA (n) would help? It is a xylophone played by natives of Africa and Central America.
If this does not work, you should use some sort of PERMANGANATE (n. Chem.). Failing that, I recommend getting your hands on a STIRK.
Or perhaps you're just crap at sex.
Hope everything comes together,
Downhill From Here XXX.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Jul 1, 1999
Dear Downhill From Here,
What is a stirk and where can I get one?
Ginger
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Downhill From Here Posted Jul 1, 1999
Stirk: a yearling bullock or heifer.
Remember that my advice is based on random selections from the dictionary, so sometimes I have no idea what I'm writing about.
This, I believe, is in the true spirit of the guide.
If you have any more personal problems, please don't hesitate to let me know. And if you're happy with my service, why not recommend me to your friends?
DFH.
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 23, 1999
Hey, DFH, can you explain to me what a Gynotikolobomassophile is? My dictionary is not all that!
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