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How many pints did it take to placate the angry father? smiley - erm

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I lost count, so I'd say a fair few...

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Oh dear oh dear. Not a very satisfactory state of affairs, is it.

Bruce has my sympathies.

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

She's usually all right,just has a petty streak when it comes to birthdays.

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Which is guaranteed to make people a little angry. When will Bruce get to see his daughter now?

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

He's gone today- it's the school holidays. He 'phoned about 2100 last night, told her he was going. Since I haven't had a pissed off 'phone call, I can assume she was there.

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Well, not too much of a delay then. But still upsetting.

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mm. I'm sure she'll get over the pettyiness eventually- if the dog doesn't keep trashing things smiley - laugh

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Your dog?smiley - laugh Oh well, thats what dogs are for, isn't it?

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mm. Our dog. In the past couple of weeks he's ragged her carpet from scrabbling on his back, and eaten half a 12x10 inch fruit cake.

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MM, well, I can spot an obvious solution to that problem...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

He's already barred from the house, before you suggest it smiley - laugh

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Well, that should solve the carpet and cake eating problems then...

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Meanwhile she just has to forget about his previous disgraces. She has a very long memory.

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Oh, one of those types. I wish you well then...smiley - laugh

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mmm. Not my problem. I'm happy to wait in the car with him, it saves *me* accidently doing something and being in bad books for decades smiley - laugh

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You mean you aren't in the bad books already simply by living?

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

No no, she bears me no ill-will. Her petty streak doesn't stretch that far.

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Blimey did you smile nice at her or something? smiley - winkeye

Whens this midland meet gonna be then? I could quite fancy a bit of that if I can afford it after my cheap holiday in Spain. Gonna miss the Dutch one this year though...smiley - sadface And erotica, so you'll have to cope without me at that, hon. smiley - winkeye

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I'm sure I'll cope without you smiley - winkeye Shame though it will be.

I've started a thread on FM's page for it. I@ve suggested Derby, but that's just from a selfish point of view, although it is fairly central to the midlands.

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