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Oh for F**k's sake.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
Nope. No vodka. *Ever*. There was an unfortunate incident with a 2 litres bottle of Paint Stripper and me at 15. Result- any vodka makes up throw up. Even something like a bottle of reef.
A friend once thought I was taking the piss and spiked my beer with vodka- he found out I wasn't, when I threw up on him.
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GreyDesk Posted Jul 25, 2003
How strange. A learned response to unpleasant foods is one thing, but such a response to a neutral alcohol is a real surprise 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
It was a *lot* of vodka. The afore mentioned spiking incident was about 18 months ago, I'm not about to try again, just to find out.
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 25, 2003
Bah - you have no balls, woman!
**examines previous sentence and can't help feeling there's something wrong with it**
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
That's not true actually B- I've got plenty of men's balls 
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 25, 2003
Hmmm...remind me never to accept a pickled onion at Kerr's house.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
It's not the pickled onions you need to worry about- it's the roasted walnuts
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 25, 2003
Oh thats nice. Slip down the bloody restaurant to have a very civilized lunch and come back to find your journal full of flatulence, balls, pickled walnuts and vomiting.
*And* GreyDesk.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
Well, what did you expect? You left *me* here 
SO, did you get lucky?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 25, 2003
No, which is because I wasn't trying to get lucky. For heaven's sake the girl has only *just* got back together with her boyfriend. Even I have some morals...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 25, 2003
And I'm practically old enough to be he father.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
Bruce is old enough to be my father
In fact, if he started early, he'd almost be old enough to be my grandfather 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 25, 2003
Which is not the point.
Oh for K**f's sake.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
What's the matter, does the fact that there are eligble females who are young enough to be your daughter bother you?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 25, 2003
Frankly it feels like being a dirty old man.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jul 25, 2003
*lurks and waits patiently for GreyDesk's response*
Paint Stripper.
Sorry, Kerr.
Not laughing at you.
Just remembering an escapade *I* had with paint stripper a fair few years ago........
and please don't say anything derogatory about grandparents!
I became a grannie at 41
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 25, 2003
>Frankly it feels like being a dirty old man.
You *are* a dirty old man, nothing wrong with that.
Seriously though, how can you be a dirty old man when you're not even 40?
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