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Thanks for the advice, Muppet!

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hi, welcome to h2g2! I'm one of the Assistant Community Editors, so if you need any advice on anything h2g2 related, feel free to ask!

If you're looking for somewhere to go, you might want to try the welcome page for newcomers - http://www.h2g2.com/Welcome-Newcomers - or the Aces' homepage - http://www.h2g2.com/Aces - which has lots of interesting links. Also, if you click on the h2g2 logo in the top left corner, it will take you back to the front page, which gets updated daily with all the latest goodies.

While you're here, it would be great if you could contribute to the guide - try searching for some topics that interest you, and if there are no current entries on those topics, why not write one? If you're interested, have a look at http://www.h2g2.com/writing-guidelines for an idea of what we're looking for.

Have fun!


Thanks for the advice, Muppet!

Post 2

Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment

Hi Muppet, I just wanted to drop by and say hi. I'm one of the many Garian Angels around here you should drop by heven some time at www.h2g2.com/A300943 Have a fish smiley - fish and enjoy the show yeah!! smiley - smiley
P.S. are you any particular muppet?


Thanks for the advice, Muppet!

Post 3

Shadowfire. Or not.

This sort of depends on the kind of day I'm having. For example Grouch days are common, as are Swedish Chef episodes, but quite often i'm just one of those nondescript muppets laughing in the background of the big scenes.

I'm small and furry at all times though smiley - smiley


Thanks for the advice, Muppet!

Post 4

Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment

my favorite kind of muppet smiley - smiley


Muppetism

Post 5

§hadow

I myself can often relate to Super Grover VERY well. Though I cannot fly, I do a most credible imitation by unintentionally crashing into, onto and through things when walking, running or even simply sitting down.
~§~ smiley - smiley


Muppetism

Post 6

Shadowfire. Or not.

This sounds like true muppet behaviour. But consider this: do you fly in your dreams? In which case perhaps you are simply sleepwalking.

Tip of the day: Avoid wheelbarrows as a means of transport


Muppetism

Post 7

§hadow

No, in fact I don't dream at all or rather I should say, when I do it's a VERY rare occasion. The last dream I recall having was over 6 months ago.
~§~ smiley - smiley

Advice of the day - Palletjacks, slightly raised, can be used as be used almost as good as a skateboard on the docks if you're bored.
smiley - bigeyes


Muppetism

Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You don't have dreams? Are you sure you're not actually dead?


Muppetism

Post 9

Shadowfire. Or not.

No dreams? I'm so sorry, that must be awful. Dreams are what make sleeping so much fun. I dream every night, when I wake up I'm always in the middle of a dream, and I always remember them. In fact a lot of the time they're more entertaining than real life. Probably why I'm so bad at getting up.

Thought: Perhaps they are real life and this is dreaming.


I'm not an 'ism, I'm just me.

Post 10

§hadow

Yeppers! No dreams, yet I have a pulse, walk, talk and breathe. My subconscious brain stays active at a functionally normal awareness level with sufficient long and short term memory access to my conscious brain to interact normally with the outside world even though I'm dead asleep. I've had entire conversations while crashed out and I'm told I spoke just as normally as I do when I'm awake. On the other hand, I'm able to distinguish between noises made in the middle of the night and when something sounds abnormal I wake up. Otherwise I remain asleep, even when the kitten has gotten herself stuck in the venetian blinds again and/or is tear assing through the house beating up imaginary bugs and/or chasing her own tail.
~§~ smiley - smiley


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