h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah... it was favorite color, animal, and food!!

Now, to save you the trouble....

BEATLES, strawberries and grapes, and The King and I!!!

Who would have guessed the first thing mentioned?

WHO would've guessed!?? Well, I like the Who too...



They're good...

NEVER heard that one before! You must tell it to Jester!

I don't think so, unless I get royalties, buddy!!!

I write for Dragonfly and Dragonfly only!!!

(Princess Sugarfoot, and my classes and a few e-mails sometimes...)

I don't mind if you write for yourself only. As long as I can read what you write... Maybe you didn't realise that I did that?

And by the way: I probably used that joke before you were born, so talking about royalties...

...How much do I owe you, then!??

I have a guitar lesson to go to in about half an hour-- I am really not ready!!!

Where's the time to practice with h2g2!??

Practice? What's that?

* Mmmmmm.... could it be that thing I never did. Not on the piano, not singing, not on the clarinet, not on the....
.. and certainly not on the guitar *

You don't practice singing in the shower!??

Whatsoever could be wrong with you!?????? I practice it almost constantly(it's hard to do it while speaking or eating or drinking; TRUST ME, for I have tried with all of my heart!!!!).... I sing at work quite often. I was known as the singing deli clerk.... back when my job WAS a deli clerk...

Soon I'll be a part-time cake decorator, but that's another story. We'll save it for later.



My teacher's giving me three weeks off because of my schoolwork, and she'll be away for her vacation the week I was to return, so I have four weeks until my next lesson... she'll allow me to take a lesson every other week from then on, which should help me a great deal(I hope-- Jesse and h2g2 are too appealing when I have any time... shame on me!!! )

My dear princess!
What do you think Dragonfly will say, if she reads about you and Jesse!!?
And tell me: Isn't it very difficult to sing in the water. I have tried that, but I failed Tell me how to do it!

Oops.. that was a big fact error on my part!!!

And here I was, typing away, hoping to boost not only my most meager standings at the bottom of the top ten, but knowing that my lengthy entry would be impressive, and give me an average post-letter number that would be WORTH something!!!

But NOOOO!!! Of course not!!! We can't have that, now, can we!??

We have to forget we were a fish... as you probably have read all ready, it is all Bob's fault... I did make one post that makes more since as Princess Sugarfoot than it would if written by myself as Dragonfly(And I thought I had done the latter)-- it was about submersible toasters..

Oh dear... I think this day ended when I came home from work!!! I should've crawled into bed and not have come back out!!!

Anyway, Jesse likes fishies... My fish could find him more interesting than her homework!!!! I would understand...

And my Princess Sugarfoot can do anything underwater. In fact, she's holding a HALLOWEEN BALL!!! YAY!!!

You can come, if you like!!

I still believe that it *was* P. Sugarfoot up there, having ESCAPED from the tank! All that talking about being a fish guardian surely isn't true! She had a few minutes on her own, but as soon as you realised that, you caught her again and put her in the so-called 'Sanctuary and Playground'. That poor fish!

NOOOO!!!! Lies, all lies, I swear!!!

I did her a favor by putting her back in the sanctuary!!! She is safer there, she can not live out of water!!! EVERYONE knows that!!! Come on!!!

I am a friendly, loving fish guardian... How dare you think otherwise!!!

Dressed for halloween as a fish lover, but the *real* Dragonfly...

NOOO!!! I haven't even touched seafood for at least ten years!!!

::starts to cry:; Please stop the accusations...

It is torture!!! Please stop the madness...

I watched "The Little Mermaid II" with Jesse a couple weeks ago, because I LOOVE fishies!!!

That Disney film with an ever so happy ending? Again one big lie! Read the original, I say!
(In the original language of course! )

I did read the original, but not in the original language... it is depressing......

Dead mermaids aren't happy mermaids......

The movie had a happy ending!?? I didn't know...... I kinda ignored the movie after awhile...... hee hee hee....

Someone else was far more entertaining...

Ignoring the fish!!! Right!!!

If YOU had to choose between Jesse and watching "The Little Mermaid II", you would have made the same choice, if you were a girl, which you are not, but that is beside the point!!!

I AM a Fish Guardian; admittedly, I do have my faults!!! But I do fess up to them!!! At least we didn't stop the video!!! It kept playing!!! So... we knew it was a happy ending... kinda...

Don't give me that look!!!