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Help me Duffy!

Post 1

The Ha Ho Man

Hello there Duffy, I'm having some real problems with a cardigan at the moment. My mate Anthony is wearing a horrible pink cardigan and I need help! Please help Duffy!
Duffy the Cardigan Slayer to the rescue


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Post 2

Duffy The Cardigan Slayer

Fear not Ha Ho!

We must wrestle him to the ground, get him in a head lock and then I will cut off the offending artical with a pair of surgical scissors.

Lead the way Ha Hosmiley - winkeye


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Post 3

The Ha Ho Man

Thank you so much for helping me Duffy!
If it wasn't for you I would surely have perished from my eyes being burnt from the inside out! Once again, thank you!


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Post 4

Duffy The Cardigan Slayer

Do you want the shreaded artical back for evidence?


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