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Flowery Twats
Basil Fawlty's Moustache Started conversation Oct 16, 2000
Get to work sport! Time you got busy and started pulling your weight mister. I'm just sick and tired of seeing this threadbare page staring me in the face everytime I type in JEZOIS! Tully? excuses, Work? don't believe it, Procrastination! Now your talkin'. Idle hands are the devil's playground Fawlty! I'd hazard the guess that the devil playing with your hands is exactly what has been keeping you from your keyboard, so for goodness sake, get a spoon give it a whack and get back to work. Nuff said?
Farty Owls
The Jezois Posted Nov 5, 2000
My dear BFG,
Forgive me, Sir, my paltry submisson, but I must protest your surly tone.
I've been in exile these past six weeks. Mired in the sensory deprivation that is Tully, QLD. No mobile service, no internet, no computer not requiring punch cards, unwatchable local television and etc. If it wasn't for The Collected works of Oscar Wilde, I would be completely bereft of any sentient thought let alone communication skills.
Anyhoo, thanks to an ancient concept known as pen and paper, I will be making a few submissions. All that remains is to transfer them to a digital medium. For now console yourself with a rant originally penned during a highschool English Composition class.
Yours in flowery prose,
The Jezois.
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